Things My Husband Does

My husband found my old T-shirt in the closet, which I got by volunteering some sport event when I was in college.  

"Hon, I found your old T-shirt in the closet!"
"You can throw it away."
"OK!"

If there's something strange 

in your closet

Who you gonna call?

My Husband!

 If there's something weird 

and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?

My Husband!

He ain't afraid of no T-shirt

He ain't afraid of no T-shirt

If you're seeing T-shirt

sitting through your closet

Who can you call?

My Husband!

An old T-shirt

sleeping in your closet

Who can you call?

My Husband!

Who you gonna call?

My Husband!

This may cause fire.
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